ALAN PRESENTS
BREAKFAST, WITH A SHOW.
Dublin's best breakfast — so the sign outside says. 1,859 Google reviews tend to agree.
WALK-INS ONLY — THE QUEUE IS PART OF THE SHOW ★ ONE OUT, ONE IN AT THE DOOR ★ EVERY PERFORMANCE ENDS WITH A LOLLIPOP ★
THE PROGRAMME
THIS MORNING'S
PROGRAMME
Highlights only — the full menu & prices live in house.
Vegetarian, vegan & gluten-free options available — just ask at the door.
MEET THE STAR
STARRING
ALAN
Chef, host, and — by his own framed awards — the rudest waiter in Dublin. Alan runs the Stage Door like a one-man show: the grill is his stage, the queue is his audience, and the banter comes free with every plate.
"Not a cafe — it's a mental health test."
— the house, on itself
Supporting cast: the tea boy on the door, the crew on the pass, and you — if you survive.
THE REVIEWS
ARE IN
"I jokingly called it breakfast with a show."
"Banter extraordinaire, we loved it."
"Much better than airport lounge breakfast."
"RUDEST WAITER EVER. Probably the best breakfast…"
Framed by the house in its Bad Review Awards.
THE HALL
OF FAME
Survive breakfast and you might end up on the wall — the Stage Door keeps a Hall of Fame of the guests who laughed loudest. Some leave with a souvenir. Legends leave with a photo.
Encore: every performance ends with a lollipop.
BOX OFFICE
PERFORMANCE TIMES
Monday – Sunday
6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Seven shows a week. Walk-ins only — no bookings, ever.
Monday – Sunday · 6:00 AM – 3:00 PM